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Nicholas Cage in Season of the Witch

"This was Cage's previous best film until Drive Angry came out."

nothing will ever top Knowing. cuz once you Know...you can never unKnow. Lets just hope he never works with M. Night, the world might fold in on itself.

Average: 4.5 (2 votes)
Posted by failposter

Obama to appear on episode of 'Mythbusters'

They should have busted the myth about being able to keep your health plan if you like it. Or maybe he won't raise taxes on those making under $250K a year.

Average: 3 (1 vote)
Posted by Mark

Princess Madeleine's Ladylike Looks

"Princess Madeleine has quite the eye for fashion. " Give me her credit card, I'll have it too !! lol

Average: 3 (1 vote)
Posted by fashionista

4 on 1 is a fair fight

I'm a Savage Cave Man. Got in a 4 on 1 fight a few years ago with some knuckleheads that? considered themselves tough guys. I fought them for what seemed like an eternity and eventually lost the fight, got up brushed myself off walked to my car when they told me if i ever came around there again they would take me out and shoot me..so I ran across the sidewalk jumped in the air as high as i could and smacked one in the jaw..all 4 beat me again but it felt great lol.

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Posted by souller

CivCity Rome: opening hearts and minds

Well I played CivCity Rome for a few hours and I like it. Combat seems to consist of "build some towers next to stuff", but I've only just finished the second city. I just wish immigrants would stop showing up at my city and demanding food and jobs and housing!

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE RIGHT WING NOW

Average: 4 (1 vote)
Posted by failposter

Facebook is down. Alert the authorities!

BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.

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Posted by failposter

New American Idol judges

Best kept secret: J-Lo (non-achiever), Randy J & Steven Tyler (looks like old, old drugged out woman). Wow, something to look forward to.....NOT! Bye American Idol because the last 5 or 6 Idol Winners have gone off into the sunset and that should have been a hint that nobody cares anymore!

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Posted by failposter

Charlie goes berzerk

Yep, freaky animatronics are superior to any CGI. Watching the horrid, jerking motions of some manikin replicant brings horror on it's own. Coupled with grotesque special? effects make-up, and you got something that will scar kids well into their adult years.

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Posted by omegaparadigm

C.H.U.D

HOLY **** IT'S A? CHUD

Average: 3 (1 vote)
Posted by failposter

The 2010 Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride

I bet it smelled funny when the riders passed.

Average: 5 (1 vote)
Posted by Psychedelicious