Can you clap 14 times per second?

He would make a great pimp, he be slaping 14 b****** per second. Lol

Average: 4 (4 votes)
Posted by failposter

Nicholas Cage in Season of the Witch

"This was Cage's previous best film until Drive Angry came out."

nothing will ever top Knowing. cuz once you Know...you can never unKnow. Lets just hope he never works with M. Night, the world might fold in on itself.

Average: 4.5 (2 votes)
Posted by failposter

Boston Bans Soda on City Property

First they came for Coke but I did not speak up since I was a diet [coke] drinker.

Average: 3.5 (2 votes)
Posted by failposter

Japan Earthquake Predicted by a Wizard. mind = blown

Roundup of fail comments about some youtuber predicting the March 11, 2010 earthquake in Japan.

"Whoa. I'm really happy I'm baked right now. This is some ****** up Merlin ****. "

"the reptoid freemason illuminattis are coming for us now. "

"magnets all up in this thread"

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. "

Average: 4 (1 vote)
Posted by failposter

"SKYLINE the Movie STUNK" is all we understand in this comment...

She is just another amusement to distort and dishonor. Some are of their father the Devil and going about his business. Like to mention a book NEPHILIM AGENDA by Randy DeMain . Mentions The Book of Enoch in it ,
Genesis and much more.Truly will add much more insight !!! We truly are at the end of ths age as we know it. SKYLINE the Movie STUNK ! Waste of money! Thank you for your site.

Average: 5 (3 votes)
Posted by failposter

Urgent business proposal

Dear Friend,

I am Garry Jones and I work as a staff in the accounts management section of a well-known bank here in the United Kingdom and I have an urgent business proposal which what the sum of GBP 15, 000,000 (fifteen million British Pounds) and should you be interested on this transaction, please kindly get back to me so that I can furnish you the modalities of this transaction.

I await your prompt response soon.

Regards,

Garry Jones

Average: 3 (1 vote)
Posted by failposter

Obama to appear on episode of 'Mythbusters'

They should have busted the myth about being able to keep your health plan if you like it. Or maybe he won't raise taxes on those making under $250K a year.

Average: 3 (1 vote)
Posted by Mark